Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The bad guys lie to get in your bed and the good guys lie to get in your heart. -One Tree Hill

I have a problem.... It's called "IthinkIcanChangeYou"

Have you ever fallen head over heels for a bad boy? You think to yourself. He's good looking, Funny, good lord! Charming. He holds your hand, he calls you baby and he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks about him. He parties, he's carefree, He is THE man after your own heart.
Going out with him is almost like being on a high, you just can't get enough!
Then one day you have to get up early for work and you say damn I've slept 4 hours in the past two days. what am I doing? when did this happen?
You were running around town getting your kicks with Mr. Right now.
Mr. "I've had 5 beers, 3 shots and when I wasn't thinking clearly had some of your malt beverage darlin"
Does he ring a bell?

Let me fill you on the Bad boy:
A) he will forever be a 21 year old boy
B)when you are 40 he is STILL 21
C)He is overrated.... it was cool at the time. Not now.
D)I'm not saying he sucks move on. I'm saying there is a Mr. Right out there just for YOU!

So FYI pretty pretty princess.... this is not an episode of the OC he is not going to change and bad boys can't keep their shit together long enough to foster the long term.

When life gives you LEMONS:
order a Long Island, that's the only thing that's going to keep you warm when your smooth talking fonz doesn't come home to snuggle tonight.



Now I'm not always rooting for the good guy: Here's a few reason why!

They tend to be people pleaser's. and what this means is they are so busy worrying about what everyone thinks that you are often left in the dust.
- when is there time for little ole you?

They also have a really difficult time getting the initial passion going.
-And we love it when someone can light a fire.

They take forever to tell you they like you, even though you already to know. It took them so long to fumble and bumble through the process that you most likely played with their emotions by seeing the bad boy a time or two. Why? because he NEVER has a girlfriend and is always available, or not available making it even more enticing!

So if you want the Nice boy who is going to be sweet kind and be there for you always!
HOLD in there tiger!!! It'll happen eventually.

It just might take 4 years.



---Lovint he talk? fallow the BLOGG!--




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